I was just mindin' my own business

In a downward facin' dog position on the floor

When you said to me

That I have such a dad potential, but I don't feel that way

I blame my father, I blame my mom

I blame the system, but then again I guess, it was built for men

Who look just like me

"Just get over it useless manchild", I told myself

Then you said

"Newsflash, honey, you can be scared with me

But I have had my share of boys, who haven't learned to speak

Newsflash, honey" (mm)

Not only one but all my systems got nervous

You think I'm stoic, but you're wrong, I just act that way

So how, how am I supposed to raise a child, when I'm a child myself?

I blame the climate, I blame the wars

I blame myself, but then again I guess there's nothin' more

I want than to have a baby

But maybe we could talk about this some other time?

Newsflash, honey

You can be scared with me

But I have had my share of boys who haven't learned to speak

Newsflash, honey

You can be frightened, that's cool

As long as you make room for me and my insecurities too