Ok yo...

I wake up late every morning

Manager's calling I'm still yawning

Get up, wake up, hair and makeups

Waiting for you, don't be stalling

This performance is important

I don't think I can put my all in

Hold on, I was drunk last night

Now it's all kicking in and I don't feel right

Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type

Now my phone's on silent, I'm being polite

Now private callers get no love from me

Just let me be...

(Chorus)

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer

There's no turning back 'cos I'm working da 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1: 30

I am no early birdy, I'm lazy. dat's all dat I can say

So make sure you heard me

And dere's no turning back 'cos I'm working a 9 to 5

So you gotta... do... sum... mit... for... channel... u

Channel who, sorry who, I'm altered for snooze

Oh! Channel U da ones dat made me huge

Like Katie Price's boobs

Whoops I'm being rude

Where's my Red Bull and my sandwich I need food

I can't handle this

I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum

"Action"

Nah I'd actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep

Lets not wake her up actually looks quite cute

(Chorus)

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer

And there's no turning back 'cos I'm working a 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1: 30

I'm no early birdy, I'm lazy dat's all dat I can say

So make sure you heard me

I ain't no early birdy

Won't wake up 'til 12: 30

I couldn't be bothered to say much ere

Sooooooooo oh dear

Huh where am I man...

This... ain't good... what's going on?!

So my label have changed my image

I'm a pink lipstick chick called Dipstick

This ain't on my wishlist

Oh shit I'm in FHM posing in a bikini

Next to a Lamborghini

Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies

I'm presenting C-beebies

(pukes) Have u seen me?

Never again, am I drinking Lambrini

"Its alright Sov, it's a dream... jus' wake up!"

(Chorus)

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer

And there's no turning back 'cos I'm working da 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1: 30

I'm no early birdy I'm lazy, I'll say it again

To make sure ya heard me

I ain't no early birdy

Won't wake up 'til 12: 30

And I can't be bothered to say much ere

So I'll say it again

(Repeat chorus)