Ground Control to Monty Don

The testimonial silver's gone

The circumstance here's pretty thin

The sun comes out when I go in

On the way home from spinning class she pops into the deli for

artisan gossip. He stays in the car leafing through a high-end coffee

bean catalogue.

Their dream is to open up a roastery in the Keswick area...

Get your hedge cut

Get your fuckin' hedge cut

Get your hedge cut

Get your fuckin' hedge cut

Stop meeting friends

And cut your hedge

♪

Why can't you say "orangutan"?

Why can't you just say "Ku Klux Klan"?

Who needs the library or the pub

When we've got your creative hub?

He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme,

discovered he really enjoyed it.

Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4,

worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and

Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit...

Get your hedge cut

Get your fuckin' hedge cut

Get your hedge cut

Get you fuckin' hedge cut

Stop analysing Strava

And cut your hedge

♪

It's A Wonderful Life. It's a wonderful film,

but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed.

Not least when that lot up the road come out into the street every

New Year's Eve, drunk on Ptolemy's hock,

hugging each other and going "Hee-haw, hee-haw"...

♪

Every time a bell rings

I hate you some more

Every time a bell rings

I hate you some more

Every time a bell rings

I hate you some more

Every time a bell rings